Jokes

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell
you.''

His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Top Joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.


Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at the ir local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'


Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'

Pet Society in Faceboook

Recently I am addicted play Pet Society in the Facebook :)

I am addicted to it because I like to decorate the pet's room. I enjoy it very much ::D You should try to play it if you like the cute stuff.

This pic shown some of my friends also play pet society

the pets outlook are different that you have to edit by yourself.

Bowling Competition Organise by my company

The competition was organized by SY company. There are a lots of SY companies with different company's name. The competition was divided to 2 groups that is Men Group and Women Group. I followed Shiline Sdn Bhd. Each group got 3 persons.

I don't even know how to play I just try my Best~!

I just started to play the bowling this year and I dare to join the company's competition because it is FUN~! Not a really Big Deal if lost cause every competition got Win and Lost :D

This is my Powerful Teammate~!

Well my teammates is strong enough to beat all others team because we got 1 Superwoman in the team. I admire her when I see how she play the game. She look so Cool and Steady~! Another girl play better that me cause my ball keep go to the drain =.="

The bowling ball was going to the drain =.="

The Civet:The Maker of Most Expensive Coffee

Say Hello to the Civet: The Maker of $600 Coffee

Yes, it's true -- this mammal, native to Africa and Asia, is responsible for pooping out the world's most expensive coffee, called Kopi Luwak. Civets are fed coffee cherries, and during digestion the animal's enzymes mix with the coffee beans before they, ahem, pass through, giving the beans a unique, bitter taste. See how it all happens...

The Cherries Are Chosen

A farmer in East Java, Indonesia, picks coffee cherries to feed the civets.

The Civet Approaches.. .

A Whole Team at Work: Hand-Picking the Cherries

 

...Gets Ready to Dig In...

...And Is Joined by Friends for Dinner

 

Gathering the Dung With Gloves...

In East Java, workers use gloves to clear the results of the feast.

 

That Ain't Peanuts and Nougat.

Civet poop before it's turned into the coffee.

 

Separating It and Washing It Off

 

Another Step in Production

A worker displays the distinct, cleaned-off beans.

The Very Expensive End Result

Pictured: Coffee Alamid, one Philippine brand. Because a very limited supply is produced each year, civit coffee can cost up to $600 per pound.

 

Nescafe 3 in 1 CAN DAMAGE YOUR KIDNEY AND HEART

Try to avoid Nescafe cause its can damage your kidney & heart. The reason is due to Nescafe 3 in 1 using non dairy creamer. (chemical creamer)


'sharing is caring'

Dear Friends,
I strongly agree on these issues because it happened to one of my
friends in HSS Integrated Consultant. He is now under dialysis treatment for every 3 days
Now its been already 9 years he is suffering
with this kidney problem. The doctor said, the main cause
is:

1. Breakfast with Nescafe
2. 10am break with Nescafe
3. Lunch with Nescafe ais
4. Afternoon break also with Nescafe.
5. Night supper with Nescafe.

So, hope for best for those who still love Nescafe.

Yay~! New Working Place~

I am Happy :D I been transferred to another office by same company. I feel comfortable working here and the quarter is provided including my daily foods. Breakfast, lunch and dinner are provided by company. So far so Good :D The colleagues are good too. They are funny, friendly and kind. I worked at store department as Store Assistant. The store only have 2 girls work including me. My colleague named Cheryl she is from Philippines and she is the only girl in the store before I join in. She is my companion in the office and the quarter. I been working at there 1 week already. I hope I can learn a lots from there and the colleagues will help me a lots. The most important things I hope can work happily there without any politic with colleagues cause it will be very hard work with the one who are not compatible with you.

Below picture was taken at Shin Yang Shipyard with Diana

 

With Winnifred while visiting the ship 

 

My colleagues during farewell dinner with Mr. Chua

  

My colleagues in the admin department except Alicia

 

Edited by Florence

Well at the moment I enjoy working at Piasau Slipways cause I have many things to learn. Everything are new for me. The store department colleagues majority are men. I bring my baby hamster with me stay in the quarter. Yesterday I bring back my hamster with its mom. But kinda shocked cause it already lost, maybe mommy hamster eat it again =.=" Scary thing I have ever seen hamster eat own baby....Another thing is my quarter is quite good and I bought the stuff for my daily use more that RM150. Most important thing the company provided everything for me already. I can save a lots at my food and my electricity bill, water bill are cover by company it was FREE~! It is convenient go to work too cause the quarter is not far from the company...


I still got a lots picture at my new working place. I have not upload yet. continue~~

Miracle for H1N1 patient (Real Experience)

JUST A SMALL BUT MEANINGFUL INFO FR MY FRIEND TO YOU AND YR FRIENDS...HER PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OF H1N1 SINCE IT PRACTICALLY HIT US LIKE A TIME BOMB.....

My staff was crying herself sick on Tuesday morning...was told that her son was confirmed of H1N1 in his Uni at Kangar, Perlis...worse was that when he was bedridden 2 days the warden didnt even bother to sent to hospital till his dad came fm KL and with his friends assistance brought him to GH Kangar....

No one bothered in the hospital and he was put in the normal ward for another 2 days!!! (imagine the amount of people he has infected!!) .....after 2 days and his eyes were turning yellow and saliva greenish...he was put in quarantined room...

His mom practically fainted just telling me the story.. cant do much cos she does not have enough money to go to the north with the father...

First thing we did was made her call the hospital and insist that they sent him to Sg.Buloh Hospital or any other hospital in KL since they seemed to be more alert and more equipt...they refused of course...so I sent her off to Kangar the same day to solve the problem.

Whilst this was happening, I had a call from one Ustaz who was in town to "help cure" another H1N1 child in Shah Alam....and was told this simple prescription by him.....

EAT MINIMUM 6 GREEN APPLES A DAY AND FRESH ORANGE JUICE
for those with sore throat please blend the apples and keep on taking till your fever disappear and yr symtoms are gone....I cannot explain it but the child in Shah Alam was ok too after taking this tip....

my staff's son was given the apple juice for the whole day on Monday/Tuesday and he was out of the fever yesterday Wednesday... .she called me and was crying on the phone to say that her son was out of ICU and was able to eat normally...all these happened within just 4 days today (thursday 6 august)...

This is just to share with my fellow sisters and brothers and hope this small info could assist others as well, No harm in trying and anything can happen!!!!

Faith With God

Each

And everyone one of us are going through tough times right

now, but God is getting ready

to bless you in a way that only

He can. Keep the faith.

My instructions were to pick

eight people that I wanted God



To bless, and I picked you.


Please pass this to at least


(8) people you want to be blessed


And a copy back to me..

This prayer is powerful, and

Prayer is one of the best gifts
We receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray


For one another.

The prayer:

Father, I ask You to bless
My friends, relatives and those for whom I care deeply, who are reading this right now.. Show them a new revelation of your love and


Power.. Holy Spirit, I ask

You to minister to their spirit

At this very moment. Where

There is pain, give them your peace


And mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their

Needs. Bless their homes,


Families, finances, their goings

And their comings. In Jesus'


Precious name. Amen.

(If the Lord lays upon your
Heart to send this to more than

Eight people, you are truly blessed). !