Jokes

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell
you.''

His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Top Joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.


Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at the ir local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'


Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'

Pet Society in Faceboook

Recently I am addicted play Pet Society in the Facebook :)

I am addicted to it because I like to decorate the pet's room. I enjoy it very much ::D You should try to play it if you like the cute stuff.

This pic shown some of my friends also got play pet society

the pets face is different, u have to edit by yourself.

Bowling Competition Organise by my company

The competition was organized by SY company. There are a lots of SY companies with different company's name. The competition was divided to 2 groups that is Men Group and Women Group. I followed Shiline Sdn Bhd. Each group got 3 persons.

I don't even know how to play I just try my Best~!

I just started to play the bowling this year and I dare to join the company's competition because it is FUN~! Not a really Big Deal if lost cause every competition got Win and Lost :D

This is my Powerful Teammate~!

Well my teammates is strong enough to beat all others team because we got 1 Superwoman in the team. I admire her when I see how she play the game. She look so Cool and Steady~! Another girl play better that me cause my ball keep go to the drain =.="

The bowling ball was going to the drain =.="

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Exam,exam, ExAm~!!!

I going to sit for exam again on this coming Thursday that is on 24.09.09. Wish me good luck please :P

Mean Mums

Someday when my children are old enough to     understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will     tell them, as my Mean Mum told me: I loved you     enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom,     and what time you would be home.     I loved you enough to be silent and let you    discover that your new best friend was a creep.    I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours     while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.       I loved you enough to let you see anger,    disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must    learn that their parents aren't perfect.    I loved you enough to let you assume the    responsibility for your actions even when the    penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.     But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say     NO when I knew you would hate me for it.     Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm     glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.     And someday when your children are old enough to     understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.     Was your Mum mean? I know mine was. We had the     meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids     ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twisties for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.  And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was    different from what other kids had, too.     Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all     times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She     had to know who our friends were, and what we were     doing with them. She insisted that if we said we     would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.     We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve     to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work We     had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to     cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash     and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie     awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.     She always insisted on us telling the truth, the     whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time     we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had     eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!    Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn    when they drove up. They had to come up to the door    so she could meet them. While everyone else could    date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.     Because of our mother we missed out on lots of   things other kids experienced. None of us have ever   been caught shoplifting, vandalising other's    property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.    Now that we have left home, we are all educated,   honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean     parents just like Mum was.     I think that is what's wrong with the world today.     It just doesn't have enough mean mums!

Banana

  A professor at CCNY (City College of New York), for a physiological psych class, told his class  about bananas.  He said the expression "going bananas" is from the  effects of bananas on the brain.  Read on.

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!
This  is interesting.. 
After reading this, you'll never look  at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars: sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber.  A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout.  It's no wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But, energy isn't the only way a banana can help keep us fit.  It can also help us overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily  diet.

 

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.  This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. 

PMS: Forget the pills - eat  a banana.  The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. 

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. 

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat high blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to  make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke.

 

Brain  Power: 200 students at a  Twickenham (Middlesex) school (England) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. 

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. 

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach, and, with the  help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body.  So if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

 

Morning  Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. 

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.  Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. 

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. 

 

Overweight and at work?  Studies at the Institute of Psychology in   Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips.  Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs.  The report concluded that to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness.  It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the  stomach. 

Temperature  control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling"  fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers.  In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. 

Seasonal  Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan. 

Smoking & Tobacco Use:  Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking.  The B6 and B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.  

Stress:  Potassium is a vital mineral which helps normalize the heartbeat,  sends oxygen to the brain, and regulates your body's water balance.  When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our  potassium levels.  These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. 

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as  part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as  much as 40%! 

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, yellow  side out.  Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! 

So,  a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills.  When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the  carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals.  It is also rich in potassium, and is one of the best value foods around.  So maybe it's time to change that well-known phrase so that we say,  "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

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PS: Here's a tip for a quick shine.  Take the INSIDE of the banana skin and rub it directly on a leather shoe.  Polish with dry cloth. You'll be amazed!!! 
 

 

 

 

"I Will Still Love You"

[Britney] Time may take us apart, but I will still love you. I promise
[Both] And when the stars, stars are falling, I'll keep calling
[Britney] I promise that you'll be my one my only everything, I'll never be untrue
[Don] And I promise back that for your love I will do anything
[Britney] I will give you the stars
[Don] I will buy you the moon
[Britney] And even through longest of our nights
[Don] And Even through the darkest days our
[Both] Love will find away

[CHORUS:]
And when the stars are falling, I'll keep calling
I will still love you
And when your dreams are fading, I'll be waiting
I will still love you

[Britney] You are my summer breeze my winter sun, my springtime soul, my autumn touch of gold
[Don] You are my sky my rain a way which my love flows cuz you're all
[Both] The smile of my heart and the breathe of my soul
[Britney] Even if we find ourselves apart
[Don] We will hold out hopes and dreams
[Both] Forever in our hearts

[Repeat CHORUS]

[Don] Tell me how you feel
[Britney] I finally know how to feel. Tell me if it's real
[Don] And my heart is tells me it's real
[Britney] So real, so real

[Repeat CHORUS]

[Both] Time will take us apart that's true
But I will always be there for you
Your in my heart and you'll be in my dreams
No matter how many miles between
I promise you that I won't forget
The day we kissed or the day we met
The sky may fall and the stars my too
But I will still, I will still love you

[Repeat CHORUS]

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